Dirty Banana Pants

I went to talk to the Evil Empire yesterday afternoon and it didn’t suck.  In fact, everyone was very nice to me.  Kind of freaky, really.  I spent 2 hours there, talking to 4 different people.  I felt a bit like a broken record, but I kept on playing.  Afterwards I was escorted to the […]

I was in Denver, CO last week for a combo workshop visit with the friends….  While there I received a phone call from a headhunter that I’ve spoken to in the past.  He mentioned that the client they submitted me to last year…a.k.a. The Evil Empire reviewed my resume AGAIN and are interested in speaking […]

I walked in today and enjoyed my view, as usual.  Dolly’s cousin came in wearing a very fetching pinkish tent.  At least she wasn’t picking her nose.  Probably because there is nothing left to pick after yesterday afternoon’s session. 
I’ve been trying to explain to my father that if I were to take a permanent position […]

Part of what I do consists of asking people how they perform their job.  It’s a really mundane part of my occupation and I spend a lot of time gather business requirements and business processes.  Don’t worry, I’m not going to go into detail on how to do these activities.  I would up myself to […]

Saturday morning I grabbed my phone as I was about to leave for the gym in my quest to make my butt smaller.  I noticed that I had a few missed calls and checked to see who had called me.  It was Dingleberry, my former co-worker from the place where I had been fired.  She, […]

A typical conversation with Shelby goes a little bit like this:
Me: Shelby, shut the front door.
Shelby: I don’t want to SHUT the front door.
Me: If you don’t shut the front door, you are going to be spanked.
Shelby: I don’t want to be SPANKED!
Me: Then, shut the front door.
Shelby: I don’t want to SHUT the front […]