Dirty Banana Pants

When you are at the gym on the elliptical trainer and can feel the wind rushing through your hair….
On your legs, it’s time to shave.

So, I take a two-week trip to Kansas City for my new job.  Two weeks.  Kansas City.  Yee.  Haw.  My team consists of 4 non-drinkers…one of them is a vegetarian.  I am a drinker and I eat meat.  Not the best match, but I deal with it.  Okay, so on the team we represent 3 […]

If you’ve seen this…well, then see it again because it’s damned funny.  Keep in mind, I’ve been working in IT since just after the computer was born.  I’ve received millions of jokes, pictures, videos, etc.  Typically, when someone sends me something, I’ve already seen it…like 5 years ago.  So today, my friend Regan sent me […]

I started my new job yesterday and have ran into I cannot count how many ex-Crapp Ass Industries employees.  My boss is ex-Crap Ass, my cube mate is ex-Crap Ass, the newest member of my team will start in a few weeks…oh, and by the way, also, ex-Crap Ass.  Crazy shit. Not to mention that […]

Since becoming employed, not only am I smart, I’m better looking and I can sing, too!

Just to let you know, now that I’m gainfully employed, I’ll be only posting obnoxious, self-important things, like, how smart I am.  How much smarter I am than other people, and how I should have my feet rubbed daily with grapeseed oil. 
Very similar to those annoying women who, upon becoming engaged to be married, are […]

Today must be a good day.  I was called yesterday to have an interview today, which was scheduled to take place at 9am.  I was called, yesterday, a few hours later asking if it would be okay if the interview was at 10am…like I had a choice.  I get ready this morning and about 15 […]

Friday, I run by my house to pick up some things for an event I was helping with and found a letter in the mail from the Oklahoma Employment Security Commission.  I had filed for unemployment after being given the ax and had to wait for any monetary support until after the commission has investigated […]

As if being unemployed, the impending doom of financial ruin (not really, but it sounds really dramatic), wasn’t bad enough.  Try giving a ride home to someone who doesn’t know where they live.  Stew informs me that he has a customer coming by and that she’ll need a ride home.  I agree to do it […]

So, today I go by Stew’s office and talk to him abou this whole getting fired thing.  You know, it’s now the topic of everyday…so fun.  While speaking to him, his employee, John, is sitting there and begins to chime in:
John: You got fired?!?
Me: Yes.  I got the boot.
John: Well, uh, I don’t know what […]