Dirty Banana Pants

I took little Miss Shelby to the dentist to have her grey tooth checked.  That kids never ceases to surprise me.  The last time we attempted to go to the dentist, neither her nor her brother were willing to allow the dentist to touch them.  This was not the dentist’s fault, it was mine.  I […]

About a month ago Shelby did a face plant in the living room.  She hit so hard, I believe there is an imprint of her brain in our wood floor.  She didn’t knock anything loose, but had a very swollen mouth and black gums.  Luckily, it did not impair her ability to suck her right […]

Thursday morning, I woke up and decided to stay home with my little sickly children.  Shelby was still running a low grade temperature and Jake was feeling well.  I called my Dad to inform him that he was being relieved of his duties and he told me that he was now running a fever, himself.  […]

Sunday morning, Shelby complained that her stomach hurt.  We had a few unproductive trips to the bathroom and she still complained.  I took her temperature and she was normal.  One last complaint from her and I took her to the bathroom again where she spewed.  Holy Mother.
Although, looking on the bright side, she now knows […]

Live Science has a list of the most literate cities in the nation.  They mention the top 10 cities and even gave honorable mentions to those that didn’t make the top 10.  Oklahoma City, although I have no idea where we ranked, we did not make the top 10, nor did we receive an honorable mention.
However, […]

I read an article yesterday that the Santa Clauses in Sydney, Australia were instructed to say “Ha ha ha” rather than the traditional “Ho ho ho” for fear that they would offend women.  The last time I checked, they were to interact with the children…not the women. 
But the most ridiculous article I saw was about […]

Last Friday, I receive a call from dingleberry telling me how bad it is working for The Man.  You know, The Man that canned me for being a whopping 8 minutes late to work.  Muwahahahaha……
She was so miserable she went to HR about him.  HR flew to OKC to interview her in more detail. In […]

The extremely hilarious dude who wrote the JC Penney Catalog blog located me…his original posting is located here: http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2007/10/strap-in-shut-up-and-hold-on-were-going.html
I took a few moments and read his blog….verE funnE!  So funny, I added him to my blog roll….enjoy!

When you are at the gym on the elliptical trainer and can feel the wind rushing through your hair….
On your legs, it’s time to shave.

So, I take a two-week trip to Kansas City for my new job.  Two weeks.  Kansas City.  Yee.  Haw.  My team consists of 4 non-drinkers…one of them is a vegetarian.  I am a drinker and I eat meat.  Not the best match, but I deal with it.  Okay, so on the team we represent 3 […]