Dirty Banana Pants

One morning last week, I was standing in the bathroom putting on makeup before heading to work.  Stew was standing in the doorway of our bedroom watching the news….
Stew: OH MY GOSH!
Me: What?  What is it?
Stew: This woman gave birth to identical twin-triplets.
Me: twin-triplets?
Stew: Yes.
Me: Um, twin-triplets? Did she have them all at the same […]

It’s birthday season in our house and all is BROKE.  My birthday was a few weeks ago…and guess what I got?  Guess….guess…no, that’s not it, try again….give up?  The Flu…..  Word to your Mother.  Stewy made arrangements for a very fancy schmancy hotel suite in downtown OKC…woo hoo, dinner, the works.  It was all I […]

We took the little kiddos to the fair over the weekend.  Jake and Shelby each rode the ferris wheel for the first time in their lives.  I got a glance at how exciting that is.  You get old, crabby, and forget what it’s like to experience something for the very first time.  So fun.  I […]

Last night, I am embarassed to say, I watched the dumbest television show ever.  Although, I really think it was more of a commercial for perfectmatch.com…but whatever.  Some poor, handsome, extremely annoying, professional football player couldn’t find love.  The good people at perfectmatch.com decided to sponsor a show with a challenge.  Could this idiot football […]

 
 
It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping. - John Sinor

I have agonized over whether or not to blog this particular passage and have decided to go ahead and do it….it’s just to damned funny.  I will warn you, if you are in the least bit squeamish when it comes to immature humor…stupid jokes, bathroom jokes…do not read any further.  If you do read it, […]

I’ve asked Stew to do a lot for me….A LOT.  That is one of the reasons that I love him.  Besides the fact that he has a cute butt.  This weekend, he made the monthly pilgrimage to Sam’s where he bought a half of a cow, 300 lbs of mashed potato flakes, and 40 gallons […]

Several weeks ago Stew called our friend, Tom, from Tulsa.  Tom is our crazy friend that hosts our annual Thanksgiving costume party.  The party that has absolutely nothing to do with Thanksgiving, and everything to do with dressing up like idiots and acting the part.
During the conversation, Tom suggested that we come up for a […]

Well, as I said last week, I actually landed a bonified job.  So, for my first big assignment, I’m being flown to West Texas, yee haw, to do some work.  I was actually a bit excited as I used to work in West Texas and was looking forward to meeting up with the people I […]

Two years ago today, Shelby, I was sitting in the hospital holding you.  I hope you know what a gift you are to this world.  More than 9 months before you were born, your daddy and I were told that we wouldn’t be able to have anymore children.  We had just had Jake, and your […]