Dirty Banana Pants

I’ve just recently joined facebook.  Apparently I’ve been needing to do this for quite awhile.  I’ve had several friends suggest I do MySpace, but I have a mental block when it come to MySpace.  Too pervy, too creepy, and too young for me, I think.  Although, Facebook was originally for the “young”, I just like […]

Friday morning I decided to take a detour on the way to work to pickup a very non-heart-healthy order of biscuits and gravy.  According to the British, I would have picked up scones and some disgusting sauce-like stuff.  It was YUMMY! 
While sitting at the second window…as in, I’ve paid, not I’m waiting for the disgusting […]

In the past few months I have been volunteering for an organization by raising money.  It’s a great way to meet new business contacts, broaden my horizons…oh, and make a little cash.  The incentive for volunteering is a trip to Puerto Rico.  You have to raise $14k to get the trip and it needs to […]

I don’t know what it is, but the newscasters here try their damnedest to link something notable to Oklahoma City.  No matter how significant it is.  For example, several years ago a horrible crime took place in Kansas or Missouri.  The story was all over the national news, everyone was shocked.  Our newscasters lead in their […]

Over the weekend I joined Facebook to hook up with some childhood friends, but mostly to find people that I hated to see if they are now fat and miserable.  This is the part where I use my powers for evil….and man, does it feel good!
There was one particular girl who was just a completely […]

Last Wednesday, I called my friend Ramona and left a message on her voicemail:
Me: Hey Ramona!  In exactly one month you will be Mrs. Jones!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
And I hung up.  She left me a voicemail a few hours later:
Ramona: Hey Christy.  Funny message.  By the way, I think the wedding is […]

I have continued to visit the laser torture chamber.  At this point, I’ve screwed up the artist’s work, so now I have no alternative but to continue to burn it off of my arm.  Word to your Mother. 
The last session I was going to have the inside of my arm lasered and had been trying […]

I have this thing about going through the motions.  Where you are nice and courteous for the sake of…I don’t know what.  For the sake of others feelings, I guess.  But, as I’ve grown older, I’ve tried very hard not to tell someone I love them, if I don’t.  If I say I am going […]

A few weeks ago our most reliable babysitter called to say she was moving to Florida…..THE FOLLOWING WEEK!  I now understand why people steal each other’s nannies.  I think I could get a book on brain surgery, read it and perform it with greater success than I would in getting a babysitter to call me […]

Yesterday I attended a luncheon and along the way, gave a ride to my good friend Julie and her assistant, Summer or Sunshine or something bright and cheery.  I had never met Summer Sunshine before and wondered if she knew how to speak.  I realize that for very introverted, sheltered people, being in my presence […]