Dirty Banana Pants

I am always curious how people come across my blog.  Of course, just because they happen to find me doesn’t mean they stay to read it.  I was just looking at my most recent visitors and someone searching for “Smelly Female Coworker” pulled up my blog….other interesting searches that produced my blog:
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Colleague […]

Well, it seems that Mrs. Sensitive may be getting the ax….muwahahahaha.  She’s one of those people who’s busy…so busy, she’s stressed out beyond belief.  However, when you ask about what she’s produced for the week, she’ll pretty much tell you she’s not done a damned thing. Although, I would disagree.  Below is a detailed account of […]

Well, yes, the saga continues.  My boss…who by the way, I actually like A LOT confided in me that he wants to “pull the trigger” on one of my co-workers.  Mrs. Sensitive.  Apparently, when she is given explicit directions, she still can’t follow them.  Even if we gave her a map, a compass, a gps, […]

I have agonized over whether or not to blog this particular passage and have decided to go ahead and do it….it’s just to damned funny.  I will warn you, if you are in the least bit squeamish when it comes to immature humor…stupid jokes, bathroom jokes…do not read any further.  If you do read it, […]

i am constantly complaining about lazy people.  The ones in the store that can walk, but prefer to ride around on the motorized carts.  The same people, who, when finished smoking a cigarette, throw it down on the ground, when they are less than a foot away from an outdoor ashtray.
Today, I found the laziest […]

I’m back from Amarillo….thank GOD.  I drove back, which meant we made it in record time…woo hoo!  The trip, to me, was a total waste, but I did manage to find a bit of entertainment…..holy shit.
Last night I was to have dinner with my boss and a gentleman who was applying for a job in our […]

I took a 5-hour drive to Amarillo, TX with my boss today.  The highlight?  Shamrock, TX.  Why?  Because a cafe that was depicted in the animated movie cars….well, it actually exists.  I took a picture of it:
 
AND…yes, there’s more….AND I purchased my very first lottery ticket.  The jackpot is $105 Million dollars.  I have no […]

Okay, so I’ve been a bit remiss in my posting…..give me a BREAK.  As I said before, I landed a j-o-b.  It pretty much rocks the house, and I’m LOVIN’ IT!  I was hired on the spot on a Thursday, started on Friday, and flew to lovely Midland, TX the next week.  The week I […]

Well, as I said last week, I actually landed a bonified job.  So, for my first big assignment, I’m being flown to West Texas, yee haw, to do some work.  I was actually a bit excited as I used to work in West Texas and was looking forward to meeting up with the people I […]

One thing I’ve never done in my life is being interviewed for a job while I am sick.  However, I will get the chance to do it this week, not once, but 4 times.  I’ve not been sick in over a year, and now, when I need my voice the most, I’ve come down with […]