Dirty Banana Pants

The extremely hilarious dude who wrote the JC Penney Catalog blog located me…his original posting is located here: http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2007/10/strap-in-shut-up-and-hold-on-were-going.html
I took a few moments and read his blog….verE funnE!  So funny, I added him to my blog roll….enjoy!

When you are at the gym on the elliptical trainer and can feel the wind rushing through your hair….
On your legs, it’s time to shave.

Okay, so I suck.  I started my new job and have been sucked into a huge black hole.  Or, I went on a 2-week long business trip and my wireless Internet wasn’t working so I was cut off from the word…
it
sucked
The whole time I’m evaluating situations and trying to pick what I would blog about […]

Since becoming employed, not only am I smart, I’m better looking and I can sing, too!

As if being unemployed, the impending doom of financial ruin (not really, but it sounds really dramatic), wasn’t bad enough.  Try giving a ride home to someone who doesn’t know where they live.  Stew informs me that he has a customer coming by and that she’ll need a ride home.  I agree to do it […]

This evening I took my mother to see Elizabeth Edwards speak (she is such a freakin’ bad ass).  We entered the venue and noticed just how snazzy those democrats dress.  Mullets, stomachs hanging out, lycra….I’m a democrat, but have a feeling I may look more like a republican.  I don’t know which is worse.  We made […]

The other day, my boss and I were finishing up some work when he mentioned a news story he saw the night before.
Boss: The news the other night mentioned that people who drink bottled water are having more problems wth their teeth.  The bottled water doesn’t contain flouride, like tap water does.
Me: Oh really?
Boss: You are […]

I have now been at the new j-o-b for 3 weeks.  The first week I was there, I flew down, with two other people to Midland, TX.  While we were there, we were to learn the job of an idiot.  I’m not saying the job was idiotic, just the person who had the job.  She […]

It doesn’t matter what day or what time of day I decide to go to the grocery store…there is always that ONE person who is constantly in my way.  It’s not always one person per aisle…no, it’s the same frickin’ person in every frickin’ aisle. 
Case in point, I run by the store to pick up […]

We’ll use our word in a sentence:
I should pop yo ass of what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide
Yep, that’s pretty much all I got today….