Dirty Banana Pants

I just got back into town the other day from Denver.  I flew there last wednesday to attend a workshop to help prep me for a very tough certification that I will be attempting in a few short months.  Because I have some very close childhood friends who live in that area, I emailed them […]

1.  Discover a dead body, or a foot, or anything that should be attached to a human being.
2.  Drive a mini-van.  I had people who swore to me that I would give up my motorcycle for a mini-van….no way, it’s not going to happen.
3.  Sell Arbonne.  They are a cult.  If you don’t believe me, […]

We had a storm last night.  Pretty raucous…woke me up a few times, but I still managed to go to the gym.  While I was brushing my teeth I could hear that the sprinkler was on outside.  Stew, who has now transitioned into crazy lawn guy, turned the water on yesterday morning and left it […]

I came across an article today about a 19-year-old girl who became the youngest college professor in history.  What is it in the normal people’s pscyhe (yes, using “normal” a bit loosely, but follow me here) that when they learn of someone like this, they instantly feel the need to kick the person’s ass?
What is […]

Yesterday afternoon, shortly after 4pm cst, the clouds parted, the planets aligned, the angels came down from the heavens and my phone rang.  It was Guy #1.  I got the job.  NO FREAKIN’ WAY!  There is a catch….they want me to start this Monday….hence, I would need to give my current employer a whopping 3-day […]

So I don’t blog anything for awhile and tonight I have two bonus posts…how lucky are YOU?
As part of the whole “proud to be an Oklahoman” theme, I was driving to work the other day and noticed an extremely inane bumper sticker.  Remember the, oh-so-clever W ‘04 stickers back when idiot boy was running for […]

Oklahoma City made national news today.  That’s right…everyone who logs onto cnn.com will, of course, be clicking the headline Mayor to town: Lose 1 million pounds.  Our mayor, Mick Cornett, has challenged the city of OKC to get off of their fat asses and lose some weight.  As I’ve been mulling over this story in […]

Stew exchanged our old dilapidated cable boxes for spiffier new ones.  One of them even has a DVR on it.  By God, if we aren’t on the cutting edge of technology.  I haven’t really messed with the DVR until last night and I had an epiphany.  All of the crap shows that I LOVE, I […]

The extremely hilarious dude who wrote the JC Penney Catalog blog located me…his original posting is located here: http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2007/10/strap-in-shut-up-and-hold-on-were-going.html
I took a few moments and read his blog….verE funnE!  So funny, I added him to my blog roll….enjoy!

When you are at the gym on the elliptical trainer and can feel the wind rushing through your hair….
On your legs, it’s time to shave.