Dirty Banana Pants

In case you didn’t have it marked on your calendar, I will tell you what today is: BLACK FRIDAY.  I get to work….early this morning and receive an instant message from someone located at another building which asked if I had heard any rumors?  Me?  Rumors?  Um, no, why?  Well, according to this source who […]

I received two very funny email jokes from friends.  I am not typically a distributor of this stuff, but these are damned funny.
New From Apple Computer
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside of women’s breasts. 
The i-Boob is considered to be a major breakthrough because women […]

I am a very impatient person.  This is probably one of the reasons God chose to give me children.  So that I may be driven crazy and wind up strapped to a chair, drooling, and begging for pudding.  This would be my penance for screaming at a car in front of me to move, when […]

Here is something very cool that Xerox is doing.
If you go to this web site, http://www.letssaythanks.com/, you can pick out a  thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq.  You can’t pick out who gets the card, but it will go […]

 If you didn’t venture out for trick-or-treating…you missed you some of this:
 
That’s right, Mrs. Incredible - aka Elastigirl!  (This is my action pose, nice, huh?)
As a member of the Junior Hospitality Club, I participated in a Halloween Party at the Children’s Hospital in the Cancer Ward.  The party itself was great, the children were beautiful, […]

Before the theft of my purse and my mother’s digital camera.  I had a very nice camera, which Jake had pulled off of a high surface causing it to fall and break something.  My little camera has been sent to the doctor a few times and comes back in good shape, but not great shape.  […]

I did perform a random act of kindness last week.  While driving down May Avenue in Oklahoma City, I spotted a man running into traffice chasing his little dog.  He was waving his arms frantically trying to get traffic to stop.  All of the cars in the South bound lanes stopped and watched the little […]

A few days ago a stranger with a gun entered a high school in Bailey, Colorado.  He handpicked 6 hostages and made everyone else exit.  The remaining students were escorted out of the school and bussed to another location to do a headcount.  Parents were notified to meet their children at this location.
Emily Keyes’ parents […]