Dirty Banana Pants

Stew and I made a quick trip to Denver over the weekend to attend a friend’s engagement party.  I didn’t tell her I was coming and totally freaked her out.  It was rad! (that’s what they say in Denver).
When we initially arrived in Denver, Stew and I ate lunch, got ready and then picked up […]

So, I take a two-week trip to Kansas City for my new job.  Two weeks.  Kansas City.  Yee.  Haw.  My team consists of 4 non-drinkers…one of them is a vegetarian.  I am a drinker and I eat meat.  Not the best match, but I deal with it.  Okay, so on the team we represent 3 […]

Okay, so let me back up a bit…  I was out of town a few weeks ago for work and received a call from Dingleberry informing me that she caught Boo Hoo rummaging through my desk.  I was ticked, but not totally pissed because my desk is practically empty.  Unfortunately, for anyone trying to find […]

I’ve typically worked mainly with men…not bragging or complaining, just stating a fact.  I now have two female co-workers and damnit if they are not dramatic.  One of them is extremely sensitive about freakin’ everything….EVERYTHING.  I was about to start ripping the heads off of small birds flying by when I decided to calm down […]

The other day, my boss and I were finishing up some work when he mentioned a news story he saw the night before.
Boss: The news the other night mentioned that people who drink bottled water are having more problems wth their teeth.  The bottled water doesn’t contain flouride, like tap water does.
Me: Oh really?
Boss: You are […]

I’ve been an absentee blogger the past week….I suck.  I now know what it’s like to have a job where I work.  Imagine…a purpose, self-worth, a feeling of accomplishment….I just wonder, how long can this last?
The ever-so-lovely woman that started a few weeks after I did…Dee Dee…well, today has been just freakin’ great.  And I’m […]

I am waiting to see if/when I ever feel as thought I fit in at my new job.  I’ve not really had this problem before…granted, Crap Ass sucked, but I could find my way there…but where I am now is a bit different.  The industry, not that there’s anything wrong with this industry, but it […]

I have now been at the new j-o-b for 3 weeks.  The first week I was there, I flew down, with two other people to Midland, TX.  While we were there, we were to learn the job of an idiot.  I’m not saying the job was idiotic, just the person who had the job.  She […]

I’m back from Amarillo….thank GOD.  I drove back, which meant we made it in record time…woo hoo!  The trip, to me, was a total waste, but I did manage to find a bit of entertainment…..holy shit.
Last night I was to have dinner with my boss and a gentleman who was applying for a job in our […]

I took a 5-hour drive to Amarillo, TX with my boss today.  The highlight?  Shamrock, TX.  Why?  Because a cafe that was depicted in the animated movie cars….well, it actually exists.  I took a picture of it:
 
AND…yes, there’s more….AND I purchased my very first lottery ticket.  The jackpot is $105 Million dollars.  I have no […]