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Don’t forget to vote for the OKC Gazette’s Best of OKC (note: this will precede each blog post until the contest is over) 
Category Best Local Mechanic/Body Shop - Please place a vote for Auto Dents
Category Best Dentist - Please vote for Monica Neely.
Category Best Bartendar - Please vote for Shannon Barrow of Flip’s
Everything else….up to you….
http://www.okgazette.com/surveys/survey_show.asp?sid=87
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Yesterday sucked…or as they say in France it Le Sucked.  THE COMPANY that I interviewed with last week called me yesterday afternoon.  They have decided to go with another candidate.  I’m not surprised, but still….  I sent an email to the headhunter regarding the status of a possible interview with the Evil Empire.  They told […]

Last week, I filed for unemployment.  I am hoping that I won’t be given the chance to collect a check, but we shall see.  What an experience.
I was so shocked that we could file electronically here in sticksville, however, it is still necessary to report to an office and show some identification, so you can […]

I planned on filing for unemployment this morning.  So, last night, I looked online to see where the unemployment office was located and to my surprise….Oklahoma has implemented a bit of technology.  I was able to file my claim online!  I couldn’t believe it.  The last time I was laid off, I had to physically […]

In case you didn’t have it marked on your calendar, I will tell you what today is: BLACK FRIDAY.  I get to work….early this morning and receive an instant message from someone located at another building which asked if I had heard any rumors?  Me?  Rumors?  Um, no, why?  Well, according to this source who […]

Here at Crap Ass, we are sent numerous company policy and procedure updates via company email.  They are annoying and viewed as something as bad as, if not worse, than spam.  Most of the ones sent out have little or nothing to do with me and my responsibilities, and I typically delete them.  I may […]

I roamed the hallways here, at Crap Ass, and spoke to the other 3 people who are working here this week.  We exchanged our Christmas stories, and it seems that the woman, down the street, you know, the spinster living with 23 cats, is the smart one.  Me and my fellow co-workers have decided that […]

Because everything was closed yesterday, with the exception of Crapp-Ass, Inc., I stayed home with my children.  As the day progressed, it was apparent that God was taking a huge dump on Oklahoma.  I saw all of the news stories about how schools and businesses were closed, everyone had the day off.  Lucky me, I […]

It is the day before T-day and everyone I know that is actually at work is BORED.  So, in the spirit of boredom, my friend Regan (aka “Regalicious”), emailed me today regarding our predicament.  Here is our exchange:
 
 
Regan: Hey there — I tried to send you an email at work, but I am not sure if […]

I’ve discussed my fantasy football league I’m participating in, here at crap-ass, inc.  I checked my team yesterday and noticed I had moved from 2nd to last in the league to 2nd place….. oh Holy Father…could it be?  Does this mean I will be given the chance to leave this shit hole and find glory […]