Dirty Banana Pants

I am a big believer in karma. I won’t have to take any action in order for someone to ‘get’ theirs.  Not that I don’t secretly wish for it, because I do, but I don’t do anything to push it along.  If I did, it wouldn’t be karma and it wouldn’t be as satisfying.  Oh, […]

Last Friday, I receive a call from dingleberry telling me how bad it is working for The Man.  You know, The Man that canned me for being a whopping 8 minutes late to work.  Muwahahahaha……
She was so miserable she went to HR about him.  HR flew to OKC to interview her in more detail. In […]

Friday, I run by my house to pick up some things for an event I was helping with and found a letter in the mail from the Oklahoma Employment Security Commission.  I had filed for unemployment after being given the ax and had to wait for any monetary support until after the commission has investigated […]

So, today I go by Stew’s office and talk to him abou this whole getting fired thing.  You know, it’s now the topic of everyday…so fun.  While speaking to him, his employee, John, is sitting there and begins to chime in:
John: You got fired?!?
Me: Yes.  I got the boot.
John: Well, uh, I don’t know what […]

A funny thing happened the other day…the day I was fired.  I received a call from Dingleberry:
Dingleberry:  Hey girl, what happened?
Me: What?
Dingleberry: Did you quit?
Me: No, I was fired.
Dingleberry: Well, I couldn’t tell what was going on.  I asked the Boss if he fired you and he kept changing the subject.
Me: He changed the subject?  […]

Well….yes, I’ve been away for a bit and well, now I’m back.  And, should be able to post quite a bit as my schedule has now been cleared.  No more hassle of that whole 40-hour per week job fiasco.  No, not for me.  I walked in today, 8 minutes past 8am and was told by […]

Okay, so let me back up a bit…  I was out of town a few weeks ago for work and received a call from Dingleberry informing me that she caught Boo Hoo rummaging through my desk.  I was ticked, but not totally pissed because my desk is practically empty.  Unfortunately, for anyone trying to find […]

Everything had been going pretty well, lately.  Sunday night, I received a phone call from someone very close to me.  He was upset and I spoke with him at length about the situation.  I thought, after I hung up, that he would calm down a bit, get some rest, and move forward. 
The next morning my phone […]

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Okay, okay, here’s what happened Monday with Boo Hoo:
7:45am - I call Dingleberry:
Me: Are you at work yet?
Dingleberry: No, but I’m about to pull into the parking lot.
(pulls in parking lot)
Dingleberry: Oh shit!  Boo Hoo’s here and Boss isn’t here…I don’t want to go in there, what if she asks about her laptop?
Me: I’ll be […]