Dirty Banana Pants

I am a big believer in karma. I won’t have to take any action in order for someone to ‘get’ theirs.  Not that I don’t secretly wish for it, because I do, but I don’t do anything to push it along.  If I did, it wouldn’t be karma and it wouldn’t be as satisfying.  Oh, […]

Last Friday, I receive a call from dingleberry telling me how bad it is working for The Man.  You know, The Man that canned me for being a whopping 8 minutes late to work.  Muwahahahaha……
She was so miserable she went to HR about him.  HR flew to OKC to interview her in more detail. In […]

A funny thing happened the other day…the day I was fired.  I received a call from Dingleberry:
Dingleberry:  Hey girl, what happened?
Me: What?
Dingleberry: Did you quit?
Me: No, I was fired.
Dingleberry: Well, I couldn’t tell what was going on.  I asked the Boss if he fired you and he kept changing the subject.
Me: He changed the subject?  […]

Well….yes, I’ve been away for a bit and well, now I’m back.  And, should be able to post quite a bit as my schedule has now been cleared.  No more hassle of that whole 40-hour per week job fiasco.  No, not for me.  I walked in today, 8 minutes past 8am and was told by […]

Okay, so let me back up a bit…  I was out of town a few weeks ago for work and received a call from Dingleberry informing me that she caught Boo Hoo rummaging through my desk.  I was ticked, but not totally pissed because my desk is practically empty.  Unfortunately, for anyone trying to find […]

Last week I mentioned that I took my mother to see Elizabeth Edwards speak.  I failed to mention what I missed in order to attend.  A few days before, my “team” at work was discussing the graduation of some gentlemen from a program sponsored by our department.  They were going to have a dinner for them […]

Okay, okay, here’s what happened Monday with Boo Hoo:
7:45am - I call Dingleberry:
Me: Are you at work yet?
Dingleberry: No, but I’m about to pull into the parking lot.
(pulls in parking lot)
Dingleberry: Oh shit!  Boo Hoo’s here and Boss isn’t here…I don’t want to go in there, what if she asks about her laptop?
Me: I’ll be […]

In case you didn’t have it marked on your calendar, I will tell you what today is: BLACK FRIDAY.  I get to work….early this morning and receive an instant message from someone located at another building which asked if I had heard any rumors?  Me?  Rumors?  Um, no, why?  Well, according to this source who […]

Last week our new CEO had his ominous webcast.  You see, Crap Ass, Inc. was bought out in the beginning of 2006.  Our CEO was replaced a few months ago, and has caused quite a stir.  Which, I must say, has been very, very entertaining.  He is a young guy, for a CEO of a […]

Last week, I was discussing my boyfriend, Tom Brady, with a co-worker of mine.  Tom is not only my boyfriend, he is also my quarterback on my fantasy football team.  This is the same league I mentioned before where the only thing you win is bragging rights and the opportunity to escape the work-release program here […]