Dirty Banana Pants

Saturday morning I grabbed my phone as I was about to leave for the gym in my quest to make my butt smaller.  I noticed that I had a few missed calls and checked to see who had called me.  It was Dingleberry, my former co-worker from the place where I had been fired.  She, […]

About a month ago Shelby did a face plant in the living room.  She hit so hard, I believe there is an imprint of her brain in our wood floor.  She didn’t knock anything loose, but had a very swollen mouth and black gums.  Luckily, it did not impair her ability to suck her right […]

Jesus is hanging from the cross.  His apostles sitting below him.  Jesus begins to mumble something, one of the apostles jumps to his feet:
Apostle: Jesus?!  What is it?!
Jesus: Mmmmbdsm…..
The apostle grabs a ladder, climbs up to get closer to Jesus.
Apostle: Jesus, what is it?  What are you saying?
Jesus: I can see your house from here.
A […]

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It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping. - John Sinor

 No, I did not kill my co-worker.  Not yet.
Last weekend, we my parents babysat for us overnight.  Woo hoo!  Stew participated in a golf tournament and we met some friends out for dinner afterwards.  We stayed out until a whopping 10:30pm.  Go us. 
The next morning was pleasant.  We were able to eat our breakfast in […]

Friday night was a total loss as far as the sleeping part goes….and no, I’m not bragging about an all-nighter.  Poor little Shelby took on the role of the exorcist baby.  You know the scene, where Linda Blair is tied to the bed, the priest comes in….and her head spins and she starts spewing everywhere.  […]

I have been gone, gone, gone this week.  I came home last night.  Today, I picked up my kids from school.  Each one of them had something they had created for me for Mother’s Day.  Jake’s present included a poem, if you will, about me.  And it goes a little something like this:
My Mommy is […]

Well, Friday we all partied like little 2-year-old rockstars.  We threw fits over who sat in which seat, which piece of cake we wanted, and who got to blow out the candle….other than that, we were all relatively well-behaved.  As you can see here:

Since I’m unemployed…I felt the need to make the birthday cake.  Am […]

Two years ago today, Shelby, I was sitting in the hospital holding you.  I hope you know what a gift you are to this world.  More than 9 months before you were born, your daddy and I were told that we wouldn’t be able to have anymore children.  We had just had Jake, and your […]