Dirty Banana Pants

I spoke to a friend mine yesterday and she asked me if I was experiencing short-timer’s syndrome.  I am not.  Although, I don’t think my syndrome has been any different than the first day that I walked into this place.  I will say that I will not miss…very much not miss, the view from my […]

Friday….was interesting, to say the least.  I took off the day to help me soon to be ex-boss with a golf tournament.  Even though I told him a few days prior to Friday that I would definitely be making him my ex-boss…he insisted on dragging his feet telling the client of my departure. On top […]

After having the final breakup conversation with my boss, I was kind enough to call a potential replacement for myself…as a favor…to my boss.  He wanted to have someone ready to go before he informed the client that I will be leaving.
I talk to the guy and he’s interested…that’s great!  I give him my bosses […]

Saturday I was scheduled to connect with my redneck-edness.  This is something I do, once every year and have soooo much fun.  The local gun club has a shoot for women only.  We happen to have the largest event of this kind in the nation.  I grew up around guns, hunting, chewing, spitting….and eating vermin.  […]

Today I am going to breakup with my boss.  On one hand, I feel bad (not that bad) and on the other, I’m extremely excited for the new opportunity.  I have been dreading this day and was thinking how hard it is to quit a job…and then, I realized, you know, I haven’t had all […]

I have joined my local freecycle group in yahoo.  It’s a group where you either offer something you no longer need, or ask for something you do need….for free.  So far, I have given away two cribs and several cookbooks.  What’s nice about it is if you need to get rid of something, you post what […]

The bad joke is being played on me again…I can just feel it.  Still…..I sit here, waiting on the written offer.  Exactly 2 weeks ago I received the verbal.  One week went by, nothing.  No worries.  I wasn’t worried.  Afterall, they have to have everyone sign off on the written offer, including the CEO. 
Monday of […]

A few weeks back my chubby yellow lab, CJ, murdered an  opossum in our back yard.  At first, we assumed our other dog, Jack, was the killer.  After all, he has one black eye, on white eye and in his patient record at the vet clinic they actually wrote that he was psychotic.  He’s not psychotic.  […]

Friday, I entered the ladies restroom behind another woman…who began dropping her pants before she entered her stall.  My eyeballs immediately jutted out towards the ceiling, like a built-in defense mechanism to protect my delicate senses.  I immediately had a flash back: 
The first time I saw a member of the opposite sex sans clothes that wasn’t a relative (no…not […]

I’ve just recently joined facebook.  Apparently I’ve been needing to do this for quite awhile.  I’ve had several friends suggest I do MySpace, but I have a mental block when it come to MySpace.  Too pervy, too creepy, and too young for me, I think.  Although, Facebook was originally for the “young”, I just like […]