Dirty Banana Pants

I’ve just recently joined facebook.  Apparently I’ve been needing to do this for quite awhile.  I’ve had several friends suggest I do MySpace, but I have a mental block when it come to MySpace.  Too pervy, too creepy, and too young for me, I think.  Although, Facebook was originally for the “young”, I just like […]

Friday morning I decided to take a detour on the way to work to pickup a very non-heart-healthy order of biscuits and gravy.  According to the British, I would have picked up scones and some disgusting sauce-like stuff.  It was YUMMY! 
While sitting at the second window…as in, I’ve paid, not I’m waiting for the disgusting […]

Friday evening the babysitter arrived and I am waiting for Stew to get ready.  We are to meet another couple out for dinner.  While sitting with the sitter, a commercial for one of the local casinos is on television.  It reminds me of when Ding-a-ling won over $250k on a slot machine.  I tell the […]

I went to talk to the Evil Empire yesterday afternoon and it didn’t suck.  In fact, everyone was very nice to me.  Kind of freaky, really.  I spent 2 hours there, talking to 4 different people.  I felt a bit like a broken record, but I kept on playing.  Afterwards I was escorted to the […]

 I’m back…and alive, but barely.  I spent the better part of last week in Denver, CO for my friend’s wedding where I representated the category: Matron of Honor.  I hosted the initial phase of the bachelorette party and it never ceases to amaze me just how many people have been raised in a barn, by […]

I was in Denver, CO last week for a combo workshop visit with the friends….  While there I received a phone call from a headhunter that I’ve spoken to in the past.  He mentioned that the client they submitted me to last year…a.k.a. The Evil Empire reviewed my resume AGAIN and are interested in speaking […]

In the past few months I have been volunteering for an organization by raising money.  It’s a great way to meet new business contacts, broaden my horizons…oh, and make a little cash.  The incentive for volunteering is a trip to Puerto Rico.  You have to raise $14k to get the trip and it needs to […]

I just got back into town the other day from Denver.  I flew there last wednesday to attend a workshop to help prep me for a very tough certification that I will be attempting in a few short months.  Because I have some very close childhood friends who live in that area, I emailed them […]

I don’t know what it is, but the newscasters here try their damnedest to link something notable to Oklahoma City.  No matter how significant it is.  For example, several years ago a horrible crime took place in Kansas or Missouri.  The story was all over the national news, everyone was shocked.  Our newscasters lead in their […]

Over the weekend I joined Facebook to hook up with some childhood friends, but mostly to find people that I hated to see if they are now fat and miserable.  This is the part where I use my powers for evil….and man, does it feel good!
There was one particular girl who was just a completely […]