Dirty Banana Pants

I was in Denver, CO last week for a combo workshop visit with the friends….  While there I received a phone call from a headhunter that I’ve spoken to in the past.  He mentioned that the client they submitted me to last year…a.k.a. The Evil Empire reviewed my resume AGAIN and are interested in speaking to me.  Hmmm….lemme see….I have been talking to them off and on for FIVE years now.  SURE!

I am skeptical, to say the least.  I ask that he call me this week when I would be able to talk…and not trying to pay attention to my gps and drive in Denver traffic.  BTW…if anyone is wondering what they could EVER get me as a gift that I would REALLY love….it would be a GPS….just so you know.

When I return to my Denver loft I checked my email and found that the headhunter had emailed me (after our phone call) asking….if, the evil empire was interested, was I interested in them?  I feel like I am being proposed marriage to by an ex-boyfriend who screwed me over and am now contemplating on accepting the proposal only to leave them at the altar after humiliating them….because they deserve it.

I said I was open to it….but wanted to take a look at the whole package before making any decisions on proceeding.  I am now thinking, maybe, since they are looking at me again, I should probably stop flipping them off and mooning them every time I drive past their buildings…which is everyday because I live right by them.  I may just fork their lawn and get it over with….I haven’t decided yet.