Dirty Banana Pants

A few months ago I made the decision to have a few tattoos removed.  No one talked me into it, nothing was said to me regarding my ink….I just decided to have it done.  I’ve looked at the results, researched it for a long time, and asked for referrals.  A friend of mine suggested a […]

We had a storm last night.  Pretty raucous…woke me up a few times, but I still managed to go to the gym.  While I was brushing my teeth I could hear that the sprinkler was on outside.  Stew, who has now transitioned into crazy lawn guy, turned the water on yesterday morning and left it […]

A typical conversation with Shelby goes a little bit like this:
Me: Shelby, shut the front door.
Shelby: I don’t want to SHUT the front door.
Me: If you don’t shut the front door, you are going to be spanked.
Shelby: I don’t want to be SPANKED!
Me: Then, shut the front door.
Shelby: I don’t want to SHUT the front […]

About a month ago Shelby did a face plant in the living room.  She hit so hard, I believe there is an imprint of her brain in our wood floor.  She didn’t knock anything loose, but had a very swollen mouth and black gums.  Luckily, it did not impair her ability to suck her right […]

Jesus is hanging from the cross.  His apostles sitting below him.  Jesus begins to mumble something, one of the apostles jumps to his feet:
Apostle: Jesus?!  What is it?!
Jesus: Mmmmbdsm…..
The apostle grabs a ladder, climbs up to get closer to Jesus.
Apostle: Jesus, what is it?  What are you saying?
Jesus: I can see your house from here.
A […]

I’ve had to kick myself a few times to make sure that I’m not dreaming, hallucinating, or suffering from delusions.  Oklahoma City has been named #1, in the nation, for something GOOD!  We are the number 1 recession proof city in AMERICA!!!!  This is based on a study from Forbes Magazine.
In that past we have […]