Dirty Banana Pants

My new, luxurious office has a gigantic glass wall.  Hence, I am unable to adjust myself as I normally would had I not been housed in a human-sized fish tank.  My view consists of 3 women.  For the most part they are quiet and keep to themselves.  I would offer them fashion advice, but I […]

I came across an article today about a 19-year-old girl who became the youngest college professor in history.  What is it in the normal people’s pscyhe (yes, using “normal” a bit loosely, but follow me here) that when they learn of someone like this, they instantly feel the need to kick the person’s ass?
What is […]

We had a bit of a tough weekend.  The kids were wired for sound and had a severe case of cabin fever.  I was beginning to feel human again after my bout of strep throat.  Sunday morning, while Stew and I lay in bed, watching Sunday Morning, we heard this:
THUD!
Waaaahhhhhhh!!!!
This sound was not really anything […]

Thursday morning, I woke up and decided to stay home with my little sickly children.  Shelby was still running a low grade temperature and Jake was feeling well.  I called my Dad to inform him that he was being relieved of his duties and he told me that he was now running a fever, himself.  […]

Sunday morning, Shelby complained that her stomach hurt.  We had a few unproductive trips to the bathroom and she still complained.  I took her temperature and she was normal.  One last complaint from her and I took her to the bathroom again where she spewed.  Holy Mother.
Although, looking on the bright side, she now knows […]