Dirty Banana Pants

Yesterday afternoon, shortly after 4pm cst, the clouds parted, the planets aligned, the angels came down from the heavens and my phone rang.  It was Guy #1.  I got the job.  NO FREAKIN’ WAY!  There is a catch….they want me to start this Monday….hence, I would need to give my current employer a whopping 3-day […]

Okay, so I’ve not said much lately, but I’m working on that.  I’m working a job right now that is decent.  And by decent, I mean I get a paycheck.  I’m not finding the cure for cancer, although that would be cool, but I’m writing stuff and making pretty presentations.  I had a job a few […]

One morning last week, I was standing in the bathroom putting on makeup before heading to work.  Stew was standing in the doorway of our bedroom watching the news….
Stew: OH MY GOSH!
Me: What?  What is it?
Stew: This woman gave birth to identical twin-triplets.
Me: twin-triplets?
Stew: Yes.
Me: Um, twin-triplets? Did she have them all at the same […]