Dirty Banana Pants

I read an article yesterday that the Santa Clauses in Sydney, Australia were instructed to say “Ha ha ha” rather than the traditional “Ho ho ho” for fear that they would offend women.  The last time I checked, they were to interact with the children…not the women. 
But the most ridiculous article I saw was about […]

Last Friday, I receive a call from dingleberry telling me how bad it is working for The Man.  You know, The Man that canned me for being a whopping 8 minutes late to work.  Muwahahahaha……
She was so miserable she went to HR about him.  HR flew to OKC to interview her in more detail. In […]

So, yesterday, I put the kids down for a nap and sat on the couch like a lump, flipping channels.  I came across the movie Memoirs of a Geisha.  Good movie, although, it took me about an hour after the movie was over to realize it was SICK.  Basically, this kid’s mom gets sick so […]

The extremely hilarious dude who wrote the JC Penney Catalog blog located me…his original posting is located here: http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2007/10/strap-in-shut-up-and-hold-on-were-going.html
I took a few moments and read his blog….verE funnE!  So funny, I added him to my blog roll….enjoy!

When you are at the gym on the elliptical trainer and can feel the wind rushing through your hair….
On your legs, it’s time to shave.

So, I take a two-week trip to Kansas City for my new job.  Two weeks.  Kansas City.  Yee.  Haw.  My team consists of 4 non-drinkers…one of them is a vegetarian.  I am a drinker and I eat meat.  Not the best match, but I deal with it.  Okay, so on the team we represent 3 […]

If you’ve seen this…well, then see it again because it’s damned funny.  Keep in mind, I’ve been working in IT since just after the computer was born.  I’ve received millions of jokes, pictures, videos, etc.  Typically, when someone sends me something, I’ve already seen it…like 5 years ago.  So today, my friend Regan sent me […]