How to Stop a Whining Dog
I started my new job yesterday and have ran into I cannot count how many ex-Crapp Ass Industries employees. My boss is ex-Crap Ass, my cube mate is ex-Crap Ass, the newest member of my team will start in a few weeks…oh, and by the way, also, ex-Crap Ass. Crazy shit. Not to mention that I’ve also seen numerous ex-Crap Ass employees on every floor of the damned building. What’s even funnier, is most of these people now have personalities. In fact, my cube mate apologized for his “anti-social” behavior at Crap-Ass and began to describe, in great detail, just how miserable he was there.
Even crazier, one ex-Crap-Ass employee, who now works on the 3rd floor of my building actually relocated to California for a bit…even crazier…he was on Geraldo…you’ve got to check out this story, unbelievable!
Yep, he totally configured my e-mail for me at Crap-Ass. We’re like best friends and everything.
You have got to be kidding me….Is this like….a place where you want to be????