Dirty Banana Pants

Okay, so I suck.  I started my new job and have been sucked into a huge black hole.  Or, I went on a 2-week long business trip and my wireless Internet wasn’t working so I was cut off from the word…
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The whole time I’m evaluating situations and trying to pick what I would blog about […]

I started my new job yesterday and have ran into I cannot count how many ex-Crapp Ass Industries employees.  My boss is ex-Crap Ass, my cube mate is ex-Crap Ass, the newest member of my team will start in a few weeks…oh, and by the way, also, ex-Crap Ass.  Crazy shit. Not to mention that […]

Since becoming employed, not only am I smart, I’m better looking and I can sing, too!

Just to let you know, now that I’m gainfully employed, I’ll be only posting obnoxious, self-important things, like, how smart I am.  How much smarter I am than other people, and how I should have my feet rubbed daily with grapeseed oil. 
Very similar to those annoying women who, upon becoming engaged to be married, are […]

Today must be a good day.  I was called yesterday to have an interview today, which was scheduled to take place at 9am.  I was called, yesterday, a few hours later asking if it would be okay if the interview was at 10am…like I had a choice.  I get ready this morning and about 15 […]

Friday, I run by my house to pick up some things for an event I was helping with and found a letter in the mail from the Oklahoma Employment Security Commission.  I had filed for unemployment after being given the ax and had to wait for any monetary support until after the commission has investigated […]