Dirty Banana Pants

As if being unemployed, the impending doom of financial ruin (not really, but it sounds really dramatic), wasn’t bad enough.  Try giving a ride home to someone who doesn’t know where they live.  Stew informs me that he has a customer coming by and that she’ll need a ride home.  I agree to do it […]

During my unfortunate unemployment (or fortunate?) I have been accomplishing quite a bit.  I’ve managed to get the world to donate to my women’s club…yep, I sure did.  I’ve also managed to make a bit of money…but not in the illegal way.  I have boxes and boxes of clothes left over from the little Jake […]

We took the little kiddos to the fair over the weekend.  Jake and Shelby each rode the ferris wheel for the first time in their lives.  I got a glance at how exciting that is.  You get old, crabby, and forget what it’s like to experience something for the very first time.  So fun.  I […]

So, today I go by Stew’s office and talk to him abou this whole getting fired thing.  You know, it’s now the topic of everyday…so fun.  While speaking to him, his employee, John, is sitting there and begins to chime in:
John: You got fired?!?
Me: Yes.  I got the boot.
John: Well, uh, I don’t know what […]

A funny thing happened the other day…the day I was fired.  I received a call from Dingleberry:
Dingleberry:  Hey girl, what happened?
Me: What?
Dingleberry: Did you quit?
Me: No, I was fired.
Dingleberry: Well, I couldn’t tell what was going on.  I asked the Boss if he fired you and he kept changing the subject.
Me: He changed the subject?  […]

Well….yes, I’ve been away for a bit and well, now I’m back.  And, should be able to post quite a bit as my schedule has now been cleared.  No more hassle of that whole 40-hour per week job fiasco.  No, not for me.  I walked in today, 8 minutes past 8am and was told by […]