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Last night, I am embarassed to say, I watched the dumbest television show ever.  Although, I really think it was more of a commercial for perfectmatch.com…but whatever.  Some poor, handsome, extremely annoying, professional football player couldn’t find love.  The good people at perfectmatch.com decided to sponsor a show with a challenge.  Could this idiot football […]

Stew has become golf crazy.  Within the past year, he has become an addict.  The fact that I am married to him makes it all the more ironic.  When I initially drove into Edmond, OK from Wyoming at the age of 15, I found out that I was moving to the home of the PGA […]

 
 
It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping. - John Sinor

 No, I did not kill my co-worker.  Not yet.
Last weekend, we my parents babysat for us overnight.  Woo hoo!  Stew participated in a golf tournament and we met some friends out for dinner afterwards.  We stayed out until a whopping 10:30pm.  Go us. 
The next morning was pleasant.  We were able to eat our breakfast in […]

I go to work Thursday and Mrs. Sensitive spent the entire day in her cube.  What little time she spent outside of her cube, she made a concerted effort to avoid eye contact with me. 
It
Was
Great!
One of the most productive days I’ve had.  I left work a bit early to attend a chamber of commerce event.  […]

I am always curious how people come across my blog.  Of course, just because they happen to find me doesn’t mean they stay to read it.  I was just looking at my most recent visitors and someone searching for “Smelly Female Coworker” pulled up my blog….other interesting searches that produced my blog:
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Colleague […]

Well, it seems that Mrs. Sensitive may be getting the ax….muwahahahaha.  She’s one of those people who’s busy…so busy, she’s stressed out beyond belief.  However, when you ask about what she’s produced for the week, she’ll pretty much tell you she’s not done a damned thing. Although, I would disagree.  Below is a detailed account of […]

Well, yes, the saga continues.  My boss…who by the way, I actually like A LOT confided in me that he wants to “pull the trigger” on one of my co-workers.  Mrs. Sensitive.  Apparently, when she is given explicit directions, she still can’t follow them.  Even if we gave her a map, a compass, a gps, […]

Friday night was a total loss as far as the sleeping part goes….and no, I’m not bragging about an all-nighter.  Poor little Shelby took on the role of the exorcist baby.  You know the scene, where Linda Blair is tied to the bed, the priest comes in….and her head spins and she starts spewing everywhere.  […]

I’ve typically worked mainly with men…not bragging or complaining, just stating a fact.  I now have two female co-workers and damnit if they are not dramatic.  One of them is extremely sensitive about freakin’ everything….EVERYTHING.  I was about to start ripping the heads off of small birds flying by when I decided to calm down […]