Dirty Banana Pants

I have agonized over whether or not to blog this particular passage and have decided to go ahead and do it….it’s just to damned funny.  I will warn you, if you are in the least bit squeamish when it comes to immature humor…stupid jokes, bathroom jokes…do not read any further.  If you do read it, […]

 An email I received from a crazy friend….

Little Girl in Oak-za-homa:

I know you vant zees bick pyzons around you like right now, damn you!  Chust say it!

Don’t hang out wiss no veek, flabby girlie men venn you can have zees manly boulders all up on you.

Ya, make note – ziss pumpitude is real…not fake like zee […]

The other day, my boss and I were finishing up some work when he mentioned a news story he saw the night before.
Boss: The news the other night mentioned that people who drink bottled water are having more problems wth their teeth.  The bottled water doesn’t contain flouride, like tap water does.
Me: Oh really?
Boss: You are […]

I’ve asked Stew to do a lot for me….A LOT.  That is one of the reasons that I love him.  Besides the fact that he has a cute butt.  This weekend, he made the monthly pilgrimage to Sam’s where he bought a half of a cow, 300 lbs of mashed potato flakes, and 40 gallons […]

I have been gone, gone, gone this week.  I came home last night.  Today, I picked up my kids from school.  Each one of them had something they had created for me for Mother’s Day.  Jake’s present included a poem, if you will, about me.  And it goes a little something like this:
My Mommy is […]

Several weeks ago Stew called our friend, Tom, from Tulsa.  Tom is our crazy friend that hosts our annual Thanksgiving costume party.  The party that has absolutely nothing to do with Thanksgiving, and everything to do with dressing up like idiots and acting the part.
During the conversation, Tom suggested that we come up for a […]

I’ve been an absentee blogger the past week….I suck.  I now know what it’s like to have a job where I work.  Imagine…a purpose, self-worth, a feeling of accomplishment….I just wonder, how long can this last?
The ever-so-lovely woman that started a few weeks after I did…Dee Dee…well, today has been just freakin’ great.  And I’m […]