Dirty Banana Pants

I am waiting to see if/when I ever feel as thought I fit in at my new job.  I’ve not really had this problem before…granted, Crap Ass sucked, but I could find my way there…but where I am now is a bit different.  The industry, not that there’s anything wrong with this industry, but it […]

i am constantly complaining about lazy people.  The ones in the store that can walk, but prefer to ride around on the motorized carts.  The same people, who, when finished smoking a cigarette, throw it down on the ground, when they are less than a foot away from an outdoor ashtray.
Today, I found the laziest […]

Today, Oprah featured ways to “Go Green”.  This included people who used one less napkin per day, used chemical free cleaning supplies, or walked to work.  Oh, and they also recommended purchasing cotton sacks at $10/sack to use in lieu of paper or plastic grocery sacks.  Big Whoop.  Yes, one pompous ass acted as if […]

Last night, I attended the Hornets game with two girlfriends and one of their husbands.  The difference in me going to the game with them vs. going to the game with my husband is HUGE.  If I go with my husband, I can tell you the final score, which player did very well, which player did […]

I have now been at the new j-o-b for 3 weeks.  The first week I was there, I flew down, with two other people to Midland, TX.  While we were there, we were to learn the job of an idiot.  I’m not saying the job was idiotic, just the person who had the job.  She […]

I’m back from Amarillo….thank GOD.  I drove back, which meant we made it in record time…woo hoo!  The trip, to me, was a total waste, but I did manage to find a bit of entertainment…..holy shit.
Last night I was to have dinner with my boss and a gentleman who was applying for a job in our […]

I took a 5-hour drive to Amarillo, TX with my boss today.  The highlight?  Shamrock, TX.  Why?  Because a cafe that was depicted in the animated movie cars….well, it actually exists.  I took a picture of it:
 
AND…yes, there’s more….AND I purchased my very first lottery ticket.  The jackpot is $105 Million dollars.  I have no […]

Wouldn’t you know, the minute I get a new job another possible opportunity comes knocking.  AND, it’s the Evil Empire.  I went ahead and told the headhunter to submit my information to see what happens…who knows, maybe I could get an even better job, more money, and be closer to home….muwahahahahahaha….yes, I think I am […]

It doesn’t matter what day or what time of day I decide to go to the grocery store…there is always that ONE person who is constantly in my way.  It’s not always one person per aisle…no, it’s the same frickin’ person in every frickin’ aisle. 
Case in point, I run by the store to pick up […]