Dirty Banana Pants

We’ll use our word in a sentence:
I should pop yo ass of what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide
Yep, that’s pretty much all I got today….

Well, today was another pretty great day.  I have a job…I have responsibilities….and I’m necessary….at least I feel that way. 
Tonight I presented a couple of grants to my women’s club.  We raise money each year and give it away.  In between we bitch, snipe, and talk shit on each other, like all the other women […]

Okay, so I’ve been a bit remiss in my posting…..give me a BREAK.  As I said before, I landed a j-o-b.  It pretty much rocks the house, and I’m LOVIN’ IT!  I was hired on the spot on a Thursday, started on Friday, and flew to lovely Midland, TX the next week.  The week I […]

Well, as I said last week, I actually landed a bonified job.  So, for my first big assignment, I’m being flown to West Texas, yee haw, to do some work.  I was actually a bit excited as I used to work in West Texas and was looking forward to meeting up with the people I […]

I went to my 4th and final interview yesterday morning.  I received a call from the interviewer the day before to see if I could possibly reschedule the interview time.  I decided to opt for a later time as it would give me a chance to clear myself of any possible coughing fits.
I arrived, 10 […]

Well, I completed my third interview in two days yesterday.  Dear God.  I think I’ve found a new method of torture.  Try going on a job interview with bronchitis.  I did a phone interview yesterday morning, which went very well, although I know they were trying to decipher whether I was a boy or a […]

One thing I’ve never done in my life is being interviewed for a job while I am sick.  However, I will get the chance to do it this week, not once, but 4 times.  I’ve not been sick in over a year, and now, when I need my voice the most, I’ve come down with […]

I’ve gone from hearing nothing from anyone to my phone ringing off the hook…which is good.  I’ve done two interviews with a company and will have my third round interview tomorrow afternoon. It was rescheduled because the vice president’s flight was delayed today due to weather…..thank God.  I’ve been fighting off a wicked chest cold […]

I don’t have bipolar, but I feel that I am developing symptoms.  One moment I think I have a job, the next moment it’s ripped away.  And, unfortunately, it keeps happening. 
Case in point, the Evil Empire’s competitor, Dark Force, had a project for me.  I was contacted by a recruiter, asked for my resume….and then […]

I’m sitting at my mother’s house today and we flip over to watch Dr. Phil.  The first 11 minutes of the show is Dr. Phil speaking to the former Miss Nevada.  The one that lost her crown because she is a drunk piece of trailer park trash and had photographs to prove it.
She was speaking […]